can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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