She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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