But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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