How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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