I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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