He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She's the barista slut.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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