Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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