I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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