I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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