This girl is more easily done than said...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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