Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Someone came in the potted fern
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
