he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
