you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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