"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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