you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize