People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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