I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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