I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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