Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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