yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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