Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i already hear my dad disowning me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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