so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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