Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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