that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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