Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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