You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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