I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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