Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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