WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize