I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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