It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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