So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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