im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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