I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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