so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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