I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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