after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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