why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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