are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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You. Win. At. Life.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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