My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
