nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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