shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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