just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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