lets start a swedish sibling band together
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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