I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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