I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
NoShamevember. You game?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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