If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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