Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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