she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
