my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
