Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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