Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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